Your pet has the right to remain hilarious.
Pawsecution turns ordinary pet-camera footage into guilty, sarcastic mini mockumentaries—automatically clipped, narrated, and ready to share.
Free to join. No footage is shared without your approval.
Exhibit A · 2:14 PM
“The cushion was like that when I arrived.”
The founder’s promise
Your camera roll. Your rules.
Private by default
Nothing enters the community feed or social platforms until you say so.
You get final cut
Review the moment, caption, and narration before the evidence goes public.
Entertainment, not surveillance
The product is built to turn everyday pet chaos into joy—not anxiety.
From incident to indictment
The funniest moment finds you.
Skip hours of scrubbing footage. Pawsecution builds the story while you get on with your day.
“I was conducting a structural integrity test.”
Chaos, located and captioned.
AI scans supported footage for motion, timing, and comic potential, then proposes the day’s strongest 15-second confession.
Post in their “voice.”
Approve the punchline, choose a narration style, and export a vertical clip for Reels or TikTok.
Build a running Crime Report.
Turn isolated clips into a recurring recap series, with optional entry into the community docket.
Planned launch pricing
Choose your level of culpability.
Join the waitlist for free. Subscription billing begins only after launch and your confirmation.
Lookout
For the occasional household incident.
$0 / month
- 3 generated confessions each month
- Manual clip uploads
- Caption review and editing
- Private library
- Daily AI-selected confession
- Multiple narration personalities
- One-tap vertical video exports
- Weekly Crime Report recap
- Opt-in community docket
- No Pawsecution watermark
Questions on the record
Before you hand over the evidence.
Court is now in session
Make their alibi internet-famous.
Join Pawsecution’s waitlist and be first to turn pet-cam chaos into a story worth sharing.